There are truly some stupid mother fuckers on the road today,
I was sitting at a red light on 522 when this big ford something or other pulled up to the light. This fucking assjack all laid back in the seat getting some head form some blond bimbo, Got a fucking beer in the cup holder, Radio blasting sitting there like he ain't got a care in the world.
Now I didn't find this to strange till the light turns green, (it gets better). When the light changed he starts driving off and low and behold there are 2 naked kids jumping around in the back seat like some fucking monkeys on crack! no car seats no belts and obviously no fucking sense. Now I'm not sure where they were going but they didn't get far. Sitting across the intersection in the turn lane sits one of Frederick Co's finest. As the ass clown passes the officer He's spotted the naked banchies in the back seat and it was on. Blue light special.. I sure would have loved to hear that jerkwater asswipe explain that one. Makes me wanna Slap A Bitch! Even though it was funny as hell.

hey jesus i have a question

does ur father love stupid people if not why in the fuck did he make so many?

I'll bet he does, cause the world is a twisted place. and i like it!!!

HI 5 TO THE FACE with a brick or a ball bat sounds like a novel idea