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don't pick on me
Nov 15th, 2009, 1:07am
 
Tourette's FUCK syndrome is a neurSHITological FUCK or FRIG neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or BOLLOCKS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly in the same FUCKING repeated SHITFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR motor and vocal tics may FUCKBAG include echolalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HELL by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat ASSHOLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WANK THONG TASTER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS ARTIST utterFUCKance of socially YOUR MOM objectionable words).

I SHIT ON EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHARLY DICKCOCK GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING ASS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FROM HELL FUCKING COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK WHO WAS FUCKED IN THE ASS HARD!!!!


Tourette's is not to be *THAT'S MY HORSE!* confused with CHOAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying PISS ARTIST chronic condition which involves CUNNILINGUS random NAZI disorientation, culturally-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOAT DICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local CUNNILINGUS language, CUNNILINGUS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places AMERICA ONLINE PISS OFF of vast AHHH FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced with endless tacky ORGASM souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of garbage.

I am- I am-am- BOOBS I am 17 JESSE MCCARTNEY years old and have TRANNY Tourette's TIMBER NIGGER Syndrome.ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSCRACK article HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKFACE changed as soon as HELL possible.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you MUTHAFUCKING SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TRANNY Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of ASSWIPE Tourrette's sufferers CUNT swear. You can BRUSH MA TEETH blame television, blame DIRTY SANCHEZ TV, for always focusing on the FUCKTARD bad side of a terrible CHICKEN SHIT thing.
The main POO POO BLOWJOB symptoms of AAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary muscle spasms, or COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WANK knee FEWMETS jerk.
Tourettes is WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter. It causes CHRIS CHAN children to be bullied at DIRTY SANCHEZ school for BRUSH MA TEETH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE sufferers to become SHITPISSER manically depressed and DAMN commit SUCK COCKS IN HELL! suicide.
There is no HONKY cure, and the CUNT drugs that are available to "calm" the RAT'S COCK tics often have adverse FUCKTARD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PISS perodol" which caused my entire NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES body to go YOU WANKER numb and BOOBIES basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK it is without the MASTURBATION drug.
I am an active member of a SCROTUM tourette syndrome DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT eradicating the DICK public view of Tourettes as a "I'LL RAPE YOU swearing" disorder, because it is NAZI much much (hand spasms) more.

I am FIST FUCK sorry for MONKEY SHIT "hi-jacking" your DOUCHING entry on DICKHEAD Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITTY this that really PUSSYLICKER annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKING JUMP! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the same by editing this POO POO BLOWJOB article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK NUGGET, and making fun of a SHITSLINGING horrible disorder is (not) BIGNOSE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST RONNIE ARTHUR IS ON A FUCKING BICYCLE for your CRACKER time.

Best SEMEN regards,

Phillip BOB I'LL RAPE YOU SAGET Baker
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Reply #1 - Nov 15th, 2009, 1:24am
 
Tourette's FUCK syndrome is a neurSHITological FUCK or FRIG neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or BOLLOCKS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly in the same FUCKING repeated SHITFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR motor and vocal tics may FUCKBAG include echolalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HELL by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat ASSHOLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WANK THONG TASTER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS ARTIST utterFUCKance of socially YOUR MOM objectionable words).

I SHIT ON EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHARLY DICKCOCK GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING ASS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FROM HELL FUCKING COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK WHO WAS FUCKED IN THE ASS HARD!!!!


Tourette's is not to be *THAT'S MY HORSE!* confused with CHOAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying PISS ARTIST chronic condition which involves CUNNILINGUS random NAZI disorientation, culturally-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOAT DICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local CUNNILINGUS language, CUNNILINGUS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places AMERICA ONLINE PISS OFF of vast AHHH FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced with endless tacky ORGASM souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of garbage.

I am- I am-am- BOOBS I am 17 JESSE MCCARTNEY years old and have TRANNY Tourette's TIMBER NIGGER Syndrome.ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSCRACK article HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKFACE changed as soon as HELL possible.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you MUTHAFUCKING SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TRANNY Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of ASSWIPE Tourrette's sufferers CUNT swear. You can BRUSH MA TEETH blame television, blame DIRTY SANCHEZ TV, for always focusing on the FUCKTARD bad side of a terrible CHICKEN SHIT thing.
The main POO POO BLOWJOB symptoms of AAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary muscle spasms, or COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WANK knee FEWMETS jerk.
Tourettes is WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter. It causes CHRIS CHAN children to be bullied at DIRTY SANCHEZ school for BRUSH MA TEETH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE sufferers to become SHITPISSER manically depressed and DAMN commit SUCK COCKS IN HELL! suicide.
There is no HONKY cure, and the CUNT drugs that are available to "calm" the RAT'S COCK tics often have adverse FUCKTARD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PISS perodol" which caused my entire NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES body to go YOU WANKER numb and BOOBIES basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK it is without the MASTURBATION drug.
I am an active member of a SCROTUM tourette syndrome DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT eradicating the DICK public view of Tourettes as a "I'LL RAPE YOU swearing" disorder, because it is NAZI much much (hand spasms) more.

I am FIST FUCK sorry for MONKEY SHIT "hi-jacking" your DOUCHING entry on DICKHEAD Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITTY this that really PUSSYLICKER annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKING JUMP! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the same by editing this POO POO BLOWJOB article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK NUGGET, and making fun of a SHITSLINGING horrible disorder is (not) BIGNOSE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST RONNIE ARTHUR IS ON A FUCKING BICYCLE for your CRACKER time.

Best SEMEN regards,

Phillip BOB I'LL RAPE YOU SAGET Baker
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Re: don't pick on me
Reply #2 - Dec 2nd, 2009, 10:13pm
 
WHY  fuck you  cant we up your ass pick on cunt you?///////
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Reply #3 - Jan 27th, 2010, 9:26pm
 
Were you hit with a book at a young age?   Well you should have been.
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Reply #4 - Jan 27th, 2010, 9:56pm
 
cause i don't think ASSCRACKERS it's very TWEETERS funny. i used to FUCHMUNCHER be a preacher.
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Reply #5 - Feb 14th, 2010, 1:17am
 
that means you must have been an alter boy that graduated.
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Reply #6 - Feb 14th, 2010, 1:28am
 
A priest checks into a hotel and says to the receptionist “I hope the porn channel on my TV is disabled.”
She replies: “No sir, it’s just ordinary porn, you sick bastard.”
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