This is interesting! And to paraphrase W.C. Fields,
I don't drink water, because fish shit in it..





To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter
of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria   found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop..

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
       
Remember:
Water = Poop,
 Wine  = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!

glass? oh yeah the bottle it comes in i like a couple of thoes now and then,
helpful hint, a bottle of rosie will get you laid more times then not as long as you keep a bucket close for your date.