sounds like you work with a rea bunch of dickless wonders, it's truely amazing that some morons are smart enought to keep breathing.
would'nt break my heart if they stopped, i mean some fucking assjacks are a perfectly good waste of oxygen. sounds like you need to get into practicle joking and set these fucking crack heads strait..like grease on a locker handle and vasalene on a coffee ug, start out simple and see where it goes but don't let them catch ya or they will get even...